We Gots Thigh Envy!

Yesterday I was at a wedding. I was walking Milo around, when my good friend Corinne yells out, "Missy, your skirt is falling off of your butt!" Sure enough-it was riding mid cheek.

Baby got back was not written for me.

24x38x34...... ya right.

more like

26x21x34

Valuptuous, cuvy, bootylicious. All adjectives that will never describe me.

Unfortunatley, Milo has inherited my no bumb syndrome.

At his 9 month check in he was in the 80% for height, but only the 2nd% for weight.

Our pants are always falling off.

We hate belts.

Overalls just aren't socially acceptable.

So, we live with the envy.